Do you find yourself suddenly divorced? Really, it's none of my business. But I got a press release that's so in-your-face brazen...funny...I have to share. After all, recent divorcés/divorcees will be solo for a while, right? Might even travel.
Well, the Marmara Manhattan, a luxury hotel and residence has a Suddenly Splitsville package just for you!
Sooo, if you'd like to hole up for a month, at the low, low cost of $7,250 (hey, that's only about $242 a night), you will get: a one-bedroom suite (two- and three-bedrooms suites are available but they're a tad more pricey at $10,250 and $14,500); a one-year subscription to Divorce Magazine; a bottle of champagne "to toast your new-found freedom"; complimentary Internet service "to start surfing the dating sites"; a complimentary pass to the 92nd Street Y "to work on that new physique"; a pint of Haagen Daz; consultation with a real estate agent and much, much more.
This is only valid until December of this year. After that, you're going to have to buy your own darn ice cream. So if you're suddenly single, or thinking about it, now's the time to act.
And kudos to the marketer who came up with this. Look, he or she got me to write about it, right? Touché.